The Great Wall Movie Review

Despite what Wikipedia says, the Chinese apparently built the Great Wall because of dragon-type monsters... Directed by Zhang Yimou (Hero and House of Flying Daggers), this movie stars Matt Damon, Jing Tian, Andy Lau, and Pedro Pascal. Set in the Song dynasty, the movie revolves around William (Damon), a European mercenary who stumbles upon the Great Wall … Continue reading The Great Wall Movie Review


Split Film Review

MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN! SHYAMALAN HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF! It is official... Director M. Night Shyamalan has found his redemption in the form of Split. Two years ago, his film, The Visit, gave us a hint that he is returning to form, but there was something missing. He finally got his mojo back and delivered us this gem. Kevin … Continue reading Split Film Review

Extra Service Movie Review

Like the characters of this movie, I have a mission... To clean my eyes after watching this... Chris Martinez, director of the Kimmy Dora prequel and the Babae sa Septic Tank sequel, gives us an action-comedy film that was neither exhilarating nor funny. Three ex-convicts, Aw (Arci Muñoz), Em (Coleen Garcia), and Gee (Jessy Mendiola), are recruited by FOTA, … Continue reading Extra Service Movie Review

Sing Film Review

The director of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the production company that gave us The Secret Life of Pets combine forces for an animated musical. This is a "hit or miss" situation. Let's face it. The Secret Life of Pets, another 2016 animated animal-based movie from Illumination Entertainment, was ultimately disappointing. So when Sing premiered, … Continue reading Sing Film Review

Passengers Film Review

Jennifer Lawrence as your only companion in space? SIGN ME UP! After the commercial and critical success of 2014's The Imitation Game, director Morten Tyldum enters the sci-fi genre with Passengers, starring Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. In the deep void of space, Jim Preston (Pratt), a passenger of the space ship Avalon, prematurely wakes up … Continue reading Passengers Film Review