The Dark Tower Movie Review

I do not review a movie with my eyes. He who reviews a movie with his eyes has forgotten the face of his father. I review a movie with my mind. Directed by Nikolaj Arcel (King's Game and A Royal Affair), The Dark Tower is the first of a planned trilogy set AFTER the events of the eight … Continue reading The Dark Tower Movie Review


Wonder Woman Film Review

The last time a female superhero starred in a movie was 2005, and that was Elektra... Am I nervous? Yes... Am I excited to see Gal Gadot though? Hell yeah! Female superhero movies have not been kind to us. The last one, Jennifer Garner's Elektra, was in 2005 and has been one of the worst Marvel movies ever. … Continue reading Wonder Woman Film Review

Beauty and the Beast Film Review

Disney continues to pull the "Let's Make It Live-Action" lever... This time, it's one of the films of the Disney Renaissance in the 90s. After Alice in Wonderland, Cinderella, Maleficent, and The Jungle Book, Disney hires director Bill Condon (Gods and Monsters, Dreamgirls, and ...strangely... the last two Twilight movies) to helm the live-action remake of the 1991 classic Beauty … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast Film Review