Bloody Crayons Movie Review

You might wonder how a movie written by 5 writers can be bad yet soon realize that "too many chefs spoil the broth" is usually true in movie plots. Directed by Shake, Rattle, and Roll regular Topel Lee, the suspense thriller slasher movie stars Janella Salvador and Elmo Magalona as members of a group of friends/amateur … Continue reading Bloody Crayons Movie Review

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War for the Planet of the Apes Film Review

Apes together strong! Rise, Dawn, and War films together... awesome!!! Directed by Matt Reeves, War for the Planet of the Apes is the third installment of the prequel/reboot of the franchise. Starring Andy Serkis once again as the apes' charismatic leader, this film cements  the entire trilogy as one the bests in recent years. Years after Dawn of the … Continue reading War for the Planet of the Apes Film Review

Spider-Man: Homecoming Film Review

Our friendly neighborhood hero returns to his true home... After the numerous movie rights disputes, Spider-Man has finally (yet partially) returned to Marvel. The second reboot in the franchise, Spider-Man: Homecoming features the youngest actor to portray Peter Parker in a live-action movie as of yet. Set 8 years after The Avengers (though that would unrealistically set … Continue reading Spider-Man: Homecoming Film Review

Despicable Me 3 Movie Review

They already made four of these movies... But 2004 Incredibles will have its first sequel next year! Directed by Pierre Coffin (the Despicable Me franchise) and Kyle Balda (Lorax), Despicable Me 3 is the third feature-length movie about former villain Gru (Steve Carell) and the fourth feature-length movie of the franchise (Minions is the third). After a failed mission, Felonious Gru has … Continue reading Despicable Me 3 Movie Review

The Mummy (2017) Movie Review

9 years since The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Universal Pictures aims to reestablish the OG of the Cinematic Universe, the Universal Monsters Universe, with a new name: the Dark Universe. Directed by Alex Kurtzman (co-wrote The Legend of Zorro and the reboot Star Trek franchise), The Mummy is the first of a series of remakes by Universal Pictures … Continue reading The Mummy (2017) Movie Review

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Movie Review

"The worst pirate we've heard of" returns in the fifth installment of the franchise. If The Fast and the Furious can get 8 movies, then Pirates of the Caribbean can do so as well. In its latest addition to the franchise, Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush welcome new characters portrayed by Javier Bardem, Brenton Thwaites, and Kaya … Continue reading Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Movie Review